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Because the corporate ladder is hard on the knees.

Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.

Would you buy a car with a duff engine?

Before you sign the lease, check the engine. Demand a sample. Put it on the slide. If they are swimming in circles or just floating there like dead fish, walk away. Don’t let him blame ‘stress.’ Science doesn’t lie. Inspect the goods before you commit to the manufacturer.