R18 Gifts

Completely inappropriate gift ideas, excellent for occasions such as Secret Santa at work

  • sperm inspector

    Sperm Inspector

    Would you buy a car with a duff engine?

    Before you sign the lease, check the engine. Demand a sample. Put it on the slide. If they are swimming in circles or just floating there like dead fish, walk away. Don’t let him blame ‘stress.’ Science doesn’t lie. Inspect the goods before you commit to the manufacturer.

    $5.99

  • Anus Stretcher

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam aliquam eget est sed vulputate. Morbi commodo turpis vel condimentum semper.

    $4.99

  • Camel Toe Concealer

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam aliquam eget est sed vulputate. Morbi commodo turpis vel condimentum semper. Integer ut commodo eros. Vestibulum non scelerisque tortor, nec porta nulla. Duis massa justo, facilisis a diam tristique, fermentum venenatis purus. Etiam vitae imperdiet mauris, vel fringilla ipsum. Etiam finibus consectetur leo, vel tincidunt dolor volutpat nec.

    $8.99

Offensive Gifts

With the sole purpose of robbing someone of their happiness, this will be last time you need buy gifts.

Funny Gifts

Who is really laughing? Suitable recipients are people with a disturbed sense of humor.

Shit Gifts

Filthy gifts for people whose feelings are of no concern to you, these are sure to disappoint.